landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

teslaarmor:

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

I got a big fat ass

#this video is gold    #nicki minaj    

dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HALLOWEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crying.

jarley-puckerrose:

Can everyone just be like Dylan?

#my bitch    

Just keep swimming.

#movies    

anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

#@justinbieber    
Ariana Grande Timeline: Put Your Hearts Up Era
#FAKE !!    #my bitch    
stves